Category Archives: Satire

Something strange, even sinister, seems to be happening to your 49ers.
It started on May 18, when rookie wide receiver Kyle Williams sent out this message via Twitter: “so pissed… this bird really just tried to swipe my beats by dre clean off my head!!!”
Followed less than a minute later by: “now they broke best buy better gimme a refund for this sh*t. hahah cant even be mad tho hella funny”
And it was funny. A bird swooping down to attack Williams’ high-end headphones? What could you do but laugh it off?
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This game of connect the dots is a fool-proof way of figuring out what is going on with your favorite NFL team. It works a little something like this . . .