Denver out on hunt for Harbaugh

My wife doesn’t know a hitch route from a Hail Mary, but she suddenly knows her Harbaugh.

“He’s not going to Denver,” she reported the moment I woke up this morning.

Wow. Scooped by a Food Network fanatic.

Welcome to Freaky Friday, which began with the news that the pursuit of Stanford coach Jim Harbaugh has become a Bay Area battle between the 49ers and Stanford.

The Denver Post reported the Broncos are not planning to interview Harbaugh, who only had tepid interest in becoming Denver’s next head coach.

So, after two wild days, it appears the saga has become straightforward: San Francisco or Stanford.

Based on recent events, though, don’t discount the rumors that Palo Alto High will make a late bid, offering a compensation package that includes 75 percent of all concession-stand sales.