Where is Jim Harbaugh?
I don’t know.
But I can tell you where he isn’t.
He is not at the Four Seasons on 2050 University Ave. in Palo Alto – site of the Michael Crabtree/M.C. Hammer Contract Bonanza of 2009.
Well, actually, let me amend that.
Harbaugh may, indeed, be here at the Four Seasons meeting with 49ers officials. But I can report with absolute certainty that Harbaugh was not in the lobby of the Four Seasons from 1-3 p.m. today.
The stakeout wasn’t completely fruitless, however.
The wonderful staff here provides complimentary copies of the New York Times and Wall Street Journal and, if you loiter on the overstuffed couches for a while, a bellman appears and presents you with bottled water.
Check back with you from the Target in Daly City.